Right the thing that pisses me off about Easter, is that it is like having 4 fucking Sundays in a row, which is crap as I hate Sundays. 

Now..... if Easter was like having 'The Saturdays' in a row, that would be one hell of a holiday season and I would be happy to praise Jesus from the rooftops and thank him wholeheartedly for saving us all!

Sunday's are funny days, when you are in a couple they are a lovely relaxed chill out day, where I for one even got pleasure from being dragged around the garden centre by the ex-wife! 

Every Sunday I would trot off to the garage first thing and get the papers, make a pot of tea, have some sex (with the ex-wife). Then do a fried breakfast, walk Eddie.............. I loved those times.

Sunday's as a singleton are soiled pants! Even though I do all of the above, apart from the sex (with the ex-wife) now I am restricted to imagination 'Palm a the hand my son'

The other funny thing about Sunday's, is, if you go onto facebook you see this strange phenomenen, they turn single blokes everywhere into video jockeys, you see all these songs popping up and comments like :- 'chilling out at home, drinking wine and listening to Bruce..... (Springsteen, not you Forsyth, Tap off!)

Anyway today is a new day so as usual me and the beagle got up quite early, mainly due to the fact that I was on my fold down chair and asleep by 8.30 yesterday evening (I find sleeping eases the boredom!!)

  So off we went for our walk me and Ed, just watching the wildlife. Two swan's were doing what must have been some kind of mating dance, gliding around the water in perfect time, it was beautiful to see, the water was completely still, not a ripple and the sun bathed them so their white feathers appeared to shine, natures Bolero......

Suddenly though they started humping the male got on top and the female got pushed right under the water, he was grunting and flapping his wings and seemed to be having a great time, she was fighting for air, everytime she did get her head above water he pushed her back under. When he had finished and the lady swan had managed to surface, she did not seem as though the experience had been quite so rewarding for her, her appearance was a little bedraggled and she did seem a tad pissed off, though it is hard to tell with a swan!